Top 5 Beach Party Fouls that Need First Aid

1. Getting Too Drunk

Tequila shots? Cheap beer? Pick your poison. No matter how you got there, getting too drunk is both dangerous and mortifying - especially when your friends fill you in later on your slurred love confessions or public urinations.

2. Dancing Too Close to the Bonfire

First of all, see item #1. If you do fall into the bonfire, you're sure to get a little fried. This may land you in the ER - or the burn unit.

3. Too Much Sun

Laying out all day may seem like a good idea, but there are potential downsides. Tan lines, peeling, and admission to the intensive care unit all come to mind.

4. Leaving the Potato Salad Out of the Cooler

Long outdoor parties don't mix well with mayonnaise. I suggest keeping the side dishes to those that don't require refridgeration.

5. Starting Drama

Take one part testosterone and five parts vodka - mix well. Now you have a recipe for handcuffs and black eyes.